To Clarify: I do not.
Eight/Eddie || Any Pronouns || Professional Simp || Link to my card maybe one day:
Just learned about history. Appalled
Just learned about a really old Scottish monkey. Ape auld.
slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up
This happened to the sumerian gods.
sex ed taught me that cigarettes are bad and never look at a cigarette and cigarettes WILL kill you and they forgot to teach me what a period was
Plane flight home. Guy holding up the TSA line because he is trying to bring a live cat on board. No harness. No carrier. Just a loose armful of cat.
TSA agent is clearly beyond pissed, but also doesn't really know how to respond.
They just sent him through. TSA told him to wait while someone "found a carrier."
The guy looked sheepish and confused. Like, he didn't even realize, the cat was gonna be a problem. Also, calmest cat I've ever seen.
horse in a bit of a predicament as its body is caught in the fence in a mind boggling way how did it get here and how will it get out i must admit this image has left me troubled luckily the horse appears to be calm and collected this is a horse of when temperament but with a knack for mischief it seems
The thing about depression is that motivation is rare, so when it comes around you gotta ride it reverse cowgirl, bouncing up and down moaning and howling until it shoots a two weeks pent up load right up your stretched out hole and finally you have a clean room but it's 2 am on a weeknight.
next tumblr update: no posts allowed at all .shut the fcuk up. all of you shut up. only pictures of woody. no captions . silence.
